The Sears Portrait Studio was everything I had hoped for. Click the image for the high-res version. It’s worth it.
I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s start with the look on my face. Exercising all my willpower, that’s the best I could do at not cracking up. Even before the shutter was released, I knew exactly how epically awesome it was going to be. Let’s review the facts:
- We’re at the Sears Portrait Studio.
- I am thirty-one years old. My brother is twenty.
- Our clothes were picked for us from our dad’s wardrobe.
- These shirts are entirely too large for us. Especially for me.
- We are unironically wearing inverted shirt/tie colors.
The end result is legendary. Look at our faces! And the colors! And the bunching around our shoulders! So amazing. Seriously, we look like we’re straight out of a Bollywood version of Dick in a Box.
Of course, our mother absolutely adores it. The things we do for her. Love you, Mom!